Early Riser Chuckles Gifts

'Hey Dad - you're shaving with my transistor radio!'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

French Early Bird

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Have you got your make up on yet?

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

1,572 Performances.

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"It's time to wake up!"

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Sleepwalking to work.

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Rooster

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

Early Night Club

"What's the occasion?"

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."