Early Riser Chuckles Gifts

'Hey Dad - you're shaving with my transistor radio!'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

French Early Bird

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

1,572 Performances.

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"It's time to wake up!"

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Sleepwalking to work.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Early Night Club

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Rooster

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

"What's the occasion?"

'Come on, you heard the rooster: It means it's bedtime for you!'