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'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'Home Schooling'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

First Word

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

Technologies and distance classes

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

Welcome to your new English Class.

Start of school year in Cuba 1

Daisy Diaper Service

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

Education Plan

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

Thoughts on Education.

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

Looking inside the internal maze,