Early Education Innovator Prints

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'Home Schooling'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

First Word

Technologies and distance classes

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Welcome to your new English Class.

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

Daisy Diaper Service

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Start of school year in Cuba 1

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

Education Plan

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

Thoughts on Education.

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'