Early Education Enthusiast Prints

Head Start Nursery.

'Welcome to pre-natal kindergarten. First we'll review your pre-born's cirriculum and then I'll assign womb numbers.'

'I know it's your first day, Ms. Smith. Come down, the high standards we set will all fall into place, besides they're just kindergartners.'

'You the lady who runs a day care center for 200 pre-schoolers?'

(Preschool for Dummies)

Right little madam.

First Word

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"They grow up so fast."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

U of Debt

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

Gracie's baby toys.

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'