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'This is a novel way to teach math but I'm afraid we can't try it. It's never been done before.'

Start of school year in Cuba 1

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

Technologies and distance classes

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"How is it gendered?"

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

Education Plan

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

'Today in school we learned how to blame everything on the United States!'

Horace Mann

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

Lockdown

"I wish school was more like TV."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

Elections in German - If 'The Greens' come to power. . .

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."