Educational Pioneer T-Shirts

'This is a novel way to teach math but I'm afraid we can't try it. It's never been done before.'

Start of school year in Cuba 1

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

Technologies and distance classes

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"How is it gendered?"

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

Education Plan

'Today in school we learned how to blame everything on the United States!'

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Horace Mann

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

Lockdown

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

Elections in German - If 'The Greens' come to power. . .

Looking inside the internal maze,