Early Childhood Education Gifts

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'I know it's your first day, Ms. Smith. Come down, the high standards we set will all fall into place, besides they're just kindergartners.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

Baby Piano

'You the lady who runs a day care center for 200 pre-schoolers?'

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

'Nap time's over, Ms. Doan. You have to wake them up.'

"As kindergarten taught me, a liberal application of glitter can hide a host of flaws."

"So...what are you in for?"

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

A Preschool of Fish

"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."

'She won't be happy until we all join her stupid 12-step program.'

"You goo-goo, you gaa-gaa. But when push comes to shove, you whaa-whaa."

'We want to be ready for when he starts to read.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Preschool Room 2: No mothers allowed.

Happy Tots Day Care.

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

Early childhood development

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"It's fine the know your ABCs and your colors, but really you just have to be able to sit still and control your bladder."

"He talks the talk."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"They grow up so fast."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Pool attached to child's bed.

Interior design trends for parents....

'The child is very illogical'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'