Early Childhood Educator Gifts

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"They grow up so fast."

"Abandon all transitional objects here."

Pool attached to child's bed.

Early Gurning Centre

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'She'll be on the internet before we know it! She's googling already!'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Our Wi-Fi went down at our tech camp. It's total anarchy here. Send help!"

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Baby Piano

Interior design trends for parents....

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Gracie's baby toys.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

A Preschool of Fish

"He talks the talk."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

First Word

Early Learning Today

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'