Early Education Expert Gifts

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"They grow up so fast."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Baby Piano

Pool attached to child's bed.

Interior design trends for parents....

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Gracie's baby toys.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

A Preschool of Fish

"He talks the talk."

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

First Word

Early Learning Today

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Early childhood development

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'