Early Bird Energizers Pillows

Evolution of man in the morning

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

So Far So Good

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

The Early Bird

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

'I like to get here right when Dave opens up, and get a clean glass.'

M.D. If you're going to get up with the chickens, you've got to stop staying up till the cows come home.

Kid with busted drum to mom: 'Dad doesn't believe in starting off each day with a song.'