Early Bird Energizers Pillows

Evolution of man in the morning

Future garbage truck driver.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

So Far So Good

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

The Early Bird

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

'I like to get here right when Dave opens up, and get a clean glass.'

Kid with busted drum to mom: 'Dad doesn't believe in starting off each day with a song.'

Einstein conducts a thought-experiement