Early Adopter Extraordinaire Gifts

'In our advanced technology course, we teach you how to use the latest in consumer products no matter how fast they come out.'

Line up for the latest thing! Buy it now!

Bird Tweet.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"

So Far So Good

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

'He's invented blogging.'

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

Adopt a highway

'Eight years old and no mobile!'

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

'What will they think of next? You can even use it to call people.'

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

'I wanted my birth mother and adoptive mother to finally meet.'

State of the art computing purchases become obsolete in the time it takes to purchase it.

'Now you're older, we think it's time you knew that both your father and I and you are adopted.'

"Dad, am I adopted?"

Stoneage traffic cone

"Talk about fanatics - this guy's on line for iPhone 8."

"See, he's gone now! We should have shared this worm instead of arguing over which one of us was the earliest!"

Computers Monitors Laptops. New. I heard this is the fastest computer ever. I'll say! It's obsolete already!

'Yeah, the phone you bought last week was G4, but THIS version is G-Whiz 4!'

'And here's your cod, 'Arthur'.'

'I just downloaded her from the rescue site.'

For sale! Bulldog

"You've already adopted seven highways, can you really handle eight?"