Early Adopter Extraordinaire Mugs

'In our advanced technology course, we teach you how to use the latest in consumer products no matter how fast they come out.'

Line up for the latest thing! Buy it now!

So Far So Good

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

'He's invented blogging.'

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

'Eight years old and no mobile!'

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

'What will they think of next? You can even use it to call people.'

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

'I wanted my birth mother and adoptive mother to finally meet.'

State of the art computing purchases become obsolete in the time it takes to purchase it.

"See, he's gone now! We should have shared this worm instead of arguing over which one of us was the earliest!"

"Dad, am I adopted?"

Stoneage traffic cone

'Now you're older, we think it's time you knew that both your father and I and you are adopted.'

'Yeah, the phone you bought last week was G4, but THIS version is G-Whiz 4!'

'And here's your cod, 'Arthur'.'

For sale! Bulldog

'I just downloaded her from the rescue site.'

"You've already adopted seven highways, can you really handle eight?"