Early 2000s Fan Gifts

"Baldo, I bought you a school notebook! If you ask me, it is soooo cool!"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Steve McQueen

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Lessons in Prehistory.

Best before 65 million BC.

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Jimi Hendrix.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

David Niven caricature

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Jeremy Clarkson.

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

Janet Leigh

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Hip Operation

High Tech/Low Tech.