Sixties Style Fan Gifts

1960s.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Draw!

Adult Barbershop

The Dandy

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

How hit songs get their names

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Dead animal toupee.

Masked Ball

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

'Dauber Micawber'

Victorian Secret

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Elvis' autopsy

'Cookery is the new rock n' roll'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

Sheep of the 1970's

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Santa '50s' Claus.

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extemely high levels of polyester.'

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"It's been taken care of."

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