E-cigarettes T-Shirts

'I didn't know they sold e-snuff too...'

"Is this the e-cig room?

Vape

"So. . . how long have you been vaping?"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Campaign for Plain English

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

She - Interpreter - He.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

Jorge Luis Borges

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!"

Peter Lorre caricature

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Boris Pasternak

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

"Ok, I've translated it, it says 'Feeling cute, might delete later'."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

English As A Second Language