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'I didn't know they sold e-snuff too...'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Bring out yer books!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Is this the new input device?'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'I mean...'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"I have an app for that."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

"Brat"

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

"What sort of mood are you in, Michael?"

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones."

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

The Life of Wii

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

"Wow, thanks. I'm a big fan. I've downloaded all your stuff."

Your hands are cold...

"Vape 'em if ye got 'em, Blokes."

'Aha! You are addicted to American Idol. You have the voting numbers on speed dial.'

'This baby has lots of memory.'

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."