E-cigarette User Prints

'I didn't know they sold e-snuff too...'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Bring out yer books!'

'Is this the new input device?'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'I mean...'

"I have an app for that."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"Brat"

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"What sort of mood are you in, Michael?"

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

"I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones."

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

"Wow, thanks. I'm a big fan. I've downloaded all your stuff."

"Vape 'em if ye got 'em, Blokes."

Your hands are cold...

'This baby has lots of memory.'

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'