Dynamic Save Maker Gifts

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

Must Adopt As A Pair.

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Save money on the web.

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

'That's one more creature we can remove from the endangered species list.'

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

A Close Call

"We could repair this one of a kind globe that has been in the family for many generations or just throw it away."

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

"We saved all your old diapers."

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

'I realize this might be carping but I never did live long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'