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'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

InOutYada Yada.

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

Stick man throws arm for dog

Printing Room

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Company Awards - "The innovation Award goes to Henderson for living within his salary."

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

Olde Time Dance Society

Wanna hang later? Yep. You meatheads are standing side-by-side texting! Why not just talk to each other?! Because: Your eyeballs are burned away from staring at your screens and you can't see actual reality!!!! I hear strange rhetorical noises. Put on your iPod LOUD and they'll go away.

'I've no time to read books...these are Instruction Manuals for my stuff!'

'I don't like this predictive text.'

Large handbook for hand held PCs.

"This is why you read the instructions."

'These are some great solutions we've come up with, Ed. See if we have any problems they'll solve.'

"No, it looks like Tuesday I'm also painting haystacks."

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

'This manual should help you navigate our site.'

"Stop randomly texting angry emojis, then put your phone down and your hands up."

"There! I finished the display! It was hard, but I did it!"

"About the merger, please don't use the words 'takeover' or acquisition."

'Don't forget to post that parcel!'