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'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

InOutYada Yada.

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

Printing Room

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Stick man throws arm for dog

Company Awards - "The innovation Award goes to Henderson for living within his salary."

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

"This is why you read the instructions."

Large handbook for hand held PCs.

'I don't like this predictive text.'

'I've no time to read books...these are Instruction Manuals for my stuff!'

Olde Time Dance Society

'These are some great solutions we've come up with, Ed. See if we have any problems they'll solve.'

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

'This manual should help you navigate our site.'

"No, it looks like Tuesday I'm also painting haystacks."

"There! I finished the display! It was hard, but I did it!"

'Don't forget to post that parcel!'

"About the merger, please don't use the words 'takeover' or acquisition."

'I know you struck out the first 26 batters, Fernando, but the computer says we have to take you out.'