Dynamic Exercise Lover T-Shirts

Mod Kwan Doh

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My feet are killing me.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Exercise Class

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Running

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

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