Dynamic Exercise Lover T-Shirts

Mod Kwan Doh

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'My feet are killing me.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Exercise Class

"OK, ready to go again?"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Running

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

Still Life With Nordic Track

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!