Dynamic Duolist T-Shirts

"Peas and carrots, peas and carrots, always together... but are the really happy?"

Mod Kwan Doh

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

Wild West Text Showdown

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

Home Business - Printer Ink.

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

'Are you still mad at me for calling you a creep in my letter to 'Dear Abby'?'

How about swapping wives for the day?

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

'But I assure you - I'm genuinely interested in your brains!'

Dance Partners

'Papa! Guess what! Evolution is making a lot of sense to me!'

"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"

Artist studies trampolinist.

Wii Childbirth

Social Media Attacks.

"C'mon, people. In group therapy we share."

Don couldn't figure it. His aftershave had worked great for that guy on tv

Mouse Starts Dancing to Snake Charmer on Computer Screen

'My General Dynamics is looking a lot more general and a lot less dynamic.'

'Hi honey I'm Home.'

"Anthony, are you paper or plastic?"