Dutch Football Aficionados Pillows

Ruud Gullit's 'sexy football'

I like the Jets...I guess

Punt Cake

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bears

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Egyptian Football

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

The best goalie in the world!

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

A skier and a paraglider

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

David and Goliath.

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Red State Football

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

Big Football

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Baby Footballer

'He's one of the drawbacks.'

Goal

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

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