Dutch Fan Enthusiast Pillows

Your appreciation of the Dutch National Soccer Team is interfering with your duties as an escrow officer.

Captain in a storm

Currently Boston

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

French Street.

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

Heat Wave Podium

European Thinkers (2): 'Surf's up!'

"Now that I've installed two extra fans, my laptop doesn't overheat anymore..."

Brexit

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

'You can't tell me that new Lord Mayor isn't pro Europe...'

Geert Wilders as a broken tulip,

Man commenting on his liking for the continent

"I thought mom said she used to be good at Double Dutch?"

Boy plugging dyke has water coming out of his his ear.

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

Very little fan fair.

The next week, the town enacted a law banning double dutch with fuel hoses.

'It's all right for you with your fan, - we insist that you do something about the thermostat out here!'