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Rutger Shower

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Bloody hell!"

"The Eggsorcist"

Getting to Know You

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"Spoiler alert."

Kirsten Johnson

Movies vs. Films

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Tom Hanks

Star Wars Audience

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'