Dust Evader Pillows

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

How to deal with weeds

Human Dust Buster

Young Peel worries about visiting Scotland.

"Was delegation the only thing you learnt on that management course?"

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

"He's not good with change!"

'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

Spectabilis Horridus

"If it's time to leave, just say so."

"And now with extra powerful dust suction!"

"When I start my car, it makes this terrible noise."

"If you can do it better, do it yourself!"

'Exterminators,can you kill coackroaches for me?' 'Certainly, bring them in'

The Grime Reaper.

'I put a dab of Pine-Sol behind each ear and my husband thinks I've been cleaning all day.'

"What? Speak up! I can't hear you! I'm getting outside interference!"

Edith was always allergic to flowers.

Fear of housework.