Dust Evader Prints

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

How to deal with weeds

Young Peel worries about visiting Scotland.

"Was delegation the only thing you learnt on that management course?"

Human Dust Buster

There's leftover apple crisp! Whoever finishes it up, please clean the baking dish. Hey! It's not finished!!

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

"He's not good with change!"

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'

"If it's time to leave, just say so."

Spectabilis Horridus

Notice: All cowboys must shake off dust by hitting clothes with hat.

"And now with extra powerful dust suction!"

Fluff: Belly Button, Gramophone Needle, Your Life.

'Exterminators,can you kill coackroaches for me?' 'Certainly, bring them in'

"If you can do it better, do it yourself!"

"When I start my car, it makes this terrible noise."

The Grime Reaper.

Dust bunnies -- No matter how much you clean … they just keep going and going and going …..

Edith was always allergic to flowers.

Fear of housework.

'I put a dab of Pine-Sol behind each ear and my husband thinks I've been cleaning all day.'