Exhaustion Evader Prints

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

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'Long shift?'

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

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'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

"He's not good with change!"

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.'

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

Stand in the Q.

The coward's way out.

"I got an extension.'

"I have an app that does my exercise for me!"

'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'

'The Democrats steal more books, but the Republicans have more overdue fines.'

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

"He has an unhealthy obsession with health apps."

"What? Speak up! I can't hear you! I'm getting outside interference!"

"No, Harry, shaking ketchup on your burger and chips twice a day cannot be counted as exercise."

'Listen up! Me and Everyone else will run for our lives. Dewey You stay back and block.'