Elevator Evader Prints

The coward's way out.

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.

"Just so you know, if this elevator breaks down, I have no problem cannibalizing your body for my survival."

What would it take to get you to start running? Frankly, doctor, it would take someone chasing me.

'OK, it moved a little, but I can't do this all on my own. Teamwork, people. We all need to bounce at the same time.'

"He's not good with change!"

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.'

Near Death Experience: 'Hey, watch it with that thing, pal!'

'Only six more floors to my cubicle.'

Stand in the Q.

"You know, on second thought maybe I'll take the stairs."

"I got an extension.'

"I have an app that does my exercise for me!"

'Mom, what are 'stairs' for?'

Hotel Stay

"I'm starting a fitness program. Since we work on the 90th floor, I'm nor requiring all employees o use the stairs."

North South.

'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

"Not now—I'm cooking to avoid intimacy."

Financial Advisor. Will you meet expenses this month? Unless I find a really good hiding place.

'The Democrats steal more books, but the Republicans have more overdue fines.'

'Taking your dog for a 'walk'...Helps to keep you fit!'

"Yesterday I got out at the wrong floor and worked a full day for a firm I'd never heard of..."

Dog in a lift.

'I know it's healthier but I climbed the stairs yesterday and when I finally reached the very top office, working time was already over!'

"What? Speak up! I can't hear you! I'm getting outside interference!"

Elevator reads 'Up 'Down' and 'Other options'