Dust Bunny Whisperer Gifts

"She sits there unsuspectingly as the dust bunny lurks nearby...he he he."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"No no, I said sit!!"

Licensed Therapist

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Barks in code.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Quick, start the car!"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Canine Companion

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Dog Dreams