Dumpster Detective T-Shirts

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Missing sock

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

The Complete Cycle.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Where missing laundry socks go!

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"You're closer. You get it."

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

'Curiosity'

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

"This is probably how they keep getting in."

"I'll keep this short as I know many of you are eager to hit that dumpster out back."

Snail Peephole

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'

'So, Mrs Goat, the X-ray of your stomach has solved a famous mystery: Where do odd socks go?'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

"Most people don't seem to know this, but if this button is used incorrectly it will cause socks to disappear."

"Snowman 1 to snowman 3... UPS delivery complete... FedEx approaching fast... Amazon not in sight... Over!"

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

"Calm down, yes, I see the dumpsters."

Missing socks squad.