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Alexandre Dumas

The Man in the Iron Basque!

The Count of Monte Cristo

I love my Timpani

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"Cartoonist are harmless? Not at all!! These people have weapons!! Here, see for yourself!"

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

Give Thanks.

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

'I thought you were supposed to be a music lover!'

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

'So you've got this insanely interdependent relationship with Cervantes. I'm totally cool with that.'

Nude Defacing a Staircase.

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

'Al Gore says he'll be back on the campaign trail as soon as he re-thinks his concept.'

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

Musician Chasing his Fleeing Drum

"They've made the elevator music more social."

Sania Mirza

Biden or Bust

Dog jumping to catch discus.

'If you don't stop playing that thing I'll go crazy.'