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Alexandre Dumas

The Man in the Iron Basque!

The Count of Monte Cristo

I love my Timpani

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Man Ray

"Cartoonist are harmless? Not at all!! These people have weapons!! Here, see for yourself!"

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

How hit songs get their names

Francis Picabia

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

Dumocrats

Give Thanks.

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

'I thought you were supposed to be a music lover!'

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

'Al Gore says he'll be back on the campaign trail as soon as he re-thinks his concept.'

Nude Defacing a Staircase.

'So you've got this insanely interdependent relationship with Cervantes. I'm totally cool with that.'

Musician Chasing his Fleeing Drum

"They've made the elevator music more social."

Biden or Bust