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Person Of Interest/Uninteresting Person

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

Waiting for Godot - waiting room.

'Now we'll try some word association.', 'Fling dorp snoogle!'

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

'Sloth? We prefer Creature of Persistent Inactivity.'

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. Then you'll finish up a report on whether your client's edgy new marketing tactics have been resonating with the 18-34 demographic. The results will be inconclusive and your boss will say, 'Jared, there'll always be another Instagram-based influence strategy to review,' but she also takes a while to approve your annual leave request and you will suspect that the two are related."

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

'His 'get-up-and-go' got up and went ages ago'

"Hey, it's one of these solo yacht racers! Let's go and keep her company for a while..."

'This is the voice mailbox of Rip Van Winkle. You have forty seven thousand two hundred and six messages...'

Bored Coachman

'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'

"Tell me - where do you get all your ideas?"

Waiting for Godot.

A blank board game labelled "Monotony"

"The first rule of Musical Chairs Club is. . . you have to get out of your chairs!"

Wash Cycles.

'We'll be back in an hour. Answer the phone if it rings, Burl.' 'What if it doesn't?'

Just want to piss about

Something Missing

Welcome: Forgetful Persons Anonymous.

'He preferred his murphy with a wheen of triose.'

'He has a form of swine flu...it's called lazy pig flu.'