Dueling History Nerd Prints

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Macbeth: Take Two

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Surge Plans.

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

Trojan hitchhiker tries to hitch a lift from the'wooden horse'.

Theodore Roosevelt

Trump's State Visit to the UK

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

Not Moses

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

USA-China, trade war.

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"