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'I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through ductwork.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Discovery.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Robot Olympics

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'Now slow down for a minute...I can hear you just fine, but what does 'Gargle! Gulp, Gargle!' mean?'

SCUBER

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

Scuba texting

'Is it labor day already?'

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

A fish wearing scuba gear.

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

'Oh, mooom! Salesman-om-a-diving-trip again? Man, I'm really longing for the end of the holiday season!'

Football - How's my Diving?

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

'There goes Tom Daley.'

"How's your SCUBA diving instruction school doing?"

'That's the worst case of rising damp I've ever seen!'

'There goes the neighborhood!' (fish referring to diver)

A cat is stalking the fish tank with goggles on and fork in its hand.

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

'I sure hope tourism picks up.'

"No arguments. You've got an interview tomorrow and you need to be really smart."