Duck Hunter Humorist Gifts

'Well, I'll bet no one else thinks it's funny.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

No Soliciting

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Garden variety allergies."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

Burnout Syndrome...

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Now turn your head and bark."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Spot Quiz....

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"Nasty sunburn."

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Guide fish.

Soccer coach of the year.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.