Dry Challenge Champion Gifts

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

The Last Leaf

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"I miss the Augean stables."

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

Family working together

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

Doggy Bites

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

For some patients, Dr. Edwards would play 'Diagnosis Charades'.

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

Rand McNally's cartography department enjoys a spirited, after-hours game of charades.

Charades: Hitler?

"Yes, I can multi-task. Why do you ask?"

'He always takes Charades very seriously.'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

New broom

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'