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"You're dragging the beat."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Omara Portuondo

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

A little bird told me...

Balancing two espresso martinis

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Lamb Noise.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Diolch

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Chinese stock market

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Swing dancers.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

The Unhappy King

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Organic Soldering.