Drumming Dragon Lover Mugs

"You're dragging the beat."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Omara Portuondo

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Lamb Noise.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Balancing two espresso martinis

A little bird told me...

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Diolch

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

The Unhappy King

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'