Drum Dilemma Enthusiast T-Shirts

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

Italica

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

Drummer

Plum jam...

Ringo releases his latest record.

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Football drummer

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

She's a natural.

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

"I can practice a different song."

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Serenading Drummer

Is there anything wrong, doctor? I thought drum solos went out with the 1960s.

Little Drummer Buoy

Fuzz - The band will never lose its artistic integrity.

The Dangers of Binge Drumming

"He's cut two teeth."

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

'They'll be talking about that for years.'

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.