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'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

Italica

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

Drummer

Plum jam...

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Football drummer

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

She's a natural.

"I can practice a different song."

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

The Dangers of Binge Drumming

Little Drummer Buoy

Fuzz - The band will never lose its artistic integrity.

Serenading Drummer

"He's cut two teeth."

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

'They'll be talking about that for years.'

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

Drum School, Sleep Clinic, Fire Alarm - Testing Lab.

"He's just doing that to get attention."