Druidic Dreamer Gifts

'Stoned Circle'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Swinging on a star.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Head over Hooves

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Here be dragons.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Like that?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Dragon and Dragoff

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'