Druidic Dreamer Mugs

'Stoned Circle'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Swinging on a star.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Head over Hooves

Here be dragons.

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Like that?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Dragon and Dragoff

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"