Drug-sniffing Detectives T-Shirts

Celebrate the sharpest noses with our detective-inspired t-shirts—witty designs that any drug-sniffing expert would love to wear.

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'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.' mockup

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

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"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..." mockup

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

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'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.' mockup

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

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'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.' mockup

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

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'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!' mockup

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

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'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?' mockup

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

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"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir" mockup

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

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"Do you hear any bad germs?"

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'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.' mockup

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

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"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges." mockup

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

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'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!' mockup

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

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Excessive Paperwork

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'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...' mockup

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

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"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..." mockup

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

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"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own." mockup

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

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'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.' mockup

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

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Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell mockup

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

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'Fingerprints on your laptop screen?... wow, that's a real mystery.'

'Fingerprints on your laptop screen?... wow, that's a real mystery.' mockup

'Fingerprints on your laptop screen?... wow, that's a real mystery.'

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"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?" mockup

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

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'Put it under my microscope!'

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"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium" mockup

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

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Working from home.

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"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..." mockup

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

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'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.' mockup

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

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'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.' mockup

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

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"According to my analysis, if Travis has the office cold this week, I'll catch it next week, and then Brenda -- which means that Susan should start sniffling right around Thanksgiving."

"According to my analysis, if Travis has the office cold this week, I'll catch it next week, and then Brenda -- which means that Susan should start sniffling right around Thanksgiving."

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"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

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