Drug Regulation Supporter Gifts

Uncontrolled substances

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Pollution Look

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Olympic Doping

"This drug has such pleasant side effects I consider them value-added."

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

Hemp Bombs

Opium Den 2019

"It's a new class of drugs to combat depression. They're called recreational."

"We could market them as anti-aging drugs."

"Um...David, a word if we may."

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

Cindy McCain, Drug Czarina

'I don't care about your stinking study. This time, it better not be the placebo.'

J. Willems - batting champ, home run champ, tested negative for steroids.

Maria Sharapova

'We've closed this section down. In all the time no-one has ever tested positive.'

Cuba fights illegal sale of medicines

"Say NO to drugs."

Alert with Ibuprofen

'If we can't cure cancer, our hope is to turn it into a long-term profitbale disease.'

I'll have to get Dr. Kendrick to reduce his dosage of Prozac.

'... And so the tortoise beat the hare, but was later disqualified due to steriods abuse.'

A is for Acid, B is for Barbiturates, C is for Crack....

"These drugs in sports are tearing the game apart."

Baseball's New On-Field Drug Counseling

"Luke, use to Force, or crush up the Adderall Chewbacca gave you and snort it – your call."

"Hey, we should totally move to Canada."