Drug Regimen Strategist Pillows

'I don't understand why you don't want to take your daily medication.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

NHS targets.

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

Protein Powder Irony

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."

"It's the hospital board performing surgery on the budget."

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

'Your ego seems to be your primary problem.'

'That does it. . . Little Freddie is not going to law school! He's going to become an oncologist, Mary a gerontologist and Stevie a pharmacist! We'll be covered!'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

"It's springtime in our new product department."

Birthday Cakes for Dieters...

Opium Den 2019

"It's ridiculous to claim that we've been rewarding investment managers foolishly!"

'Maybe we should bake something else besides Fruitcake.'

"We could market them as anti-aging drugs."

Captionless Game Warden has boxes on desk 'In Season' and 'Out Of Season'.

"We should mention a few mild side effects. If here are none at all, people will be suspicious."

'I'll be glad when this guy's large muscles cause him to tire badly during these late rounds.'

"My job is to confirm your 15 prescriptions are compatible."

"I've taken up a new hobby, I'm into racing pigeons."

'I know what you mean...at this time of year you don't know whether to dress for warm weather or for cold.'

The 42nd annual City marathon (a guy in a car waiting for the start).

"If it tastes good, spit it out!"