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'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Alexander Fleming

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'How is the detox going?'

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

La Tour 2007.

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

'He likes to point out the obvious.'

"Call it spring cleaning - I threw out all my dictionaries."

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

Smiley Trash.

"Amazing deduction, Holmes!"

'I don't care about your stinking study. This time, it better not be the placebo.'

Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).

"That's one super deluxe pizza with everything."

"I love this job!"

"It's deliciously trashy."

'If we can't cure cancer, our hope is to turn it into a long-term profitbale disease.'

"Once we wean them off their obsession with looking at their phones, we'll release them back into the wild."

'Okay, so that one's not right for me either... Is Zythoranex right for me?'

"Well, after you've eliminated all the toxins in your body, could you take the car for it's MOT."

"This guy is such a poser even his boots have to be hip waders."

'No thank you. I already have enough stuff.'

"Well, you call it 'classic corn chowder'. I call it a cleanse."

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"I've never been out on litter patrol before boss."

Raw Sewage, Toxic Waste, Nerve Gas, and Don't Ask.