Drug Discovery Devotee T-Shirts

Alexander Fleming

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Bonk!"

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Side effects may include....'

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

The Invention of the Wheel

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

'I forgot the question.'

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

The start of a clinical drug trial. Your honor, we will prove beyond a reasonable doubt this pill is both safe and effective.

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

Brian works in stem cell research

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Maintenance & Repairs. No wonder health care is so expensive, they told me to take to tablets every four hours.

Meds Toast

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"

"Congratulations on your invention...but you don't have to rub it in."

'Here are our hot new drugs for fall.'