Drought Awareness T-Shirts

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Entering California, Weather Permitting.

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Deforestation.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Venice Floods

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"How do I stop climate change? Tip 1: Insulate your house..."

Farmer reads newspaper headline 'Drought Hits Midwest'; sees sand dunes and camel caravan through window.

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

Caution Hot!

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Hottest temperatures on record.

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

Climate Change Contingency House

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Where is global warming when you want it?

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Santa's workshop floating by on piece of ice.

'Global warming? who - apart from evil doers - doesn't enjoy an extra little bit of sammy sunshine?'

Since we're not doing anything meaningful to stop climate change, it's reassuring to know Earth can count on...'Planet B' to the rescue!"

"It was the hottest earth day since records began."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."