Water Scarcity Awareness T-Shirts

Water Shortage.

Deaths from Coronavirus

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"It's trickle down."

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Criminal waste of water

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

Welsh water sewage

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Venice Floods

"I can remember when water was just wet."

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

Valuable Water

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

Save the river.

Will work for clean water.

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

A frog makes his own pond from tears.

Lack History Month

'We're ahead of the game. We've lost nothing since we never had anything.'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

The Plant Place - Drought special!

Flower steals water during a drought.

World water shortage

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

'Darn! No cup!'

"This place is impossible to clean"

'Keep your money - fix the water.'

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

Waste of water