Drone Dilettante Pillows

Entomology Reference: Bees, wasps, drones.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

Mrs. H.G.Wells.

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

'Since we modified your daughter's digital cellular structure, she's experienced a lot of ringing in her ears. If you need me to check her status, I'll be on call.'

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet."

"My husband is ambidextrous....completely useless with either hand!"

The singles bar...

I'm beginning to realize you can't cram 10 gigabytes of information into a one-gigabyte brain.

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."

"I don't care what his name was. When I said I needed a Philips head, I meant a screwdriver you idiot!"

'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?'

"To succeed you need luck and pluck. That is, luck in finding someone to pluck."

"How could I flunk? All my answers came straight from Siri."

Frank, you're partly cut out of this picture! Kids these days know their gadgets but nothing about where food comes from. I hired a kid to work on the farm and that photo is what I got when he heard the word "crop."

'You don't do faith healing do you?'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"You are headed south. Your destination is straight ahead."

"What's my password? Oh yeah... 'OnCe upona thimeh.'"

Prisoner to other: 'But what I actually ended up doing was consolidating all my debts into one ten-year sentence.'

"I wrote a wonderful eulogy... unfortunately my computer crashed and I lost it."