Drone Dilettante Pillows

Entomology Reference: Bees, wasps, drones.

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

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Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet."

"My husband is ambidextrous....completely useless with either hand!"

The singles bar...

I'm beginning to realize you can't cram 10 gigabytes of information into a one-gigabyte brain.

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."

'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?'

"What's my password? Oh yeah... 'OnCe upona thimeh.'"

"To succeed you need luck and pluck. That is, luck in finding someone to pluck."

"I wrote a wonderful eulogy... unfortunately my computer crashed and I lost it."

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

Time Out Room

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

Prisoner to other: 'But what I actually ended up doing was consolidating all my debts into one ten-year sentence.'