Drone Avoider T-Shirts

'Our company drone found you on the golf course yesterday after you called in sick.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"Not on my watch..."

4th of July and PTSD

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"Gah! Too many people!"

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

Not in the mood for human interaction line

Mountaineer finds a computer at the top of the mountain.

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

'Never read it,mate-too much doom and gloom in it!'

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

'Don't bother to sit down - we're leaving early to avoid the crowd.'

'My dog ate my homework, so I couldn't study for the test. So, as his punishment, he'll be taking the test for me.'

'FOCUS, people, FOCUS!'

Right now, he's in his man cave.'

'You just had to throw the manual out didn't you? Big man can figure everything out for himself...'

"Me, I'm not nocturnal by nature, but by choice: I try to avoid human-contact as much as I can..."

"I'm just trying to get through the rest of my life without buying another umbrella."

'Forget the sunscreen on your camping trip, did you?'

Fire Alarm: This won't get you out of the 2:00 test, Billy! - Ms. Jones