Drone Defenders T-Shirts

"Not on my watch..."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

There is No Planet C

"I can see our house from here."

Fighting the Zika Virus

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

When Trees Dream

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

A man shoots at a drone.

Ebola reaches USA.

I just realized how vulnerable I am to people who could hack my phone, my self-driving car, my tv, my garage door opener … So I bought a device called "Trojan Horse: that's supposed to protect me from all that. It connects to my wifi router. It monitors all my web traffic, all my connected devices, and ... well, I'm not exactly sure what it does, but it's supposed to keep the hackers out somehow. What did you say the device is called again? Now I don't worry about anyone hacking my toaster.

"Sealed for your diets protection."

Marketing in the Anthropocene Era: "Hey, it's basically just another branding challenge. How do we make the looming possibility of human extinction sexy?"

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"This is an open-space office. How can they accuse us of insider trading?"

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

Uh-oh, They're evolving!

Ecology

"Looks like the universe isn't the only thing that' s expanding!"

"Actually we were hoping for something a little more sensible..."

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

Hardware Store: Drone Swatter

Revenge of the Mallards.

"If you put it on the net someone might steal your idea."

Global warming unites the mankind!

'I excuse my weight by saying I'm eating for three. Unfortunately, the twins were born months ago.'

'What I really hate is preventive medicine. The go after us before we even do anything.'

The Devil and God hand wrestle over global warming.

"Wasted water, wasted gas, all that pesticide. . . sorry, dad. I can't in good conscience help with our lawn!"

'I've decided to help you diet. I had invisible fencing installed around the refrigerator.'

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

"You claim you're not cheating on your diet, Mr. Parker. But how do you explain this recent weight gain?"